About Us........

Hello,

We are the Mushroom Party

We exist for one purpose

We give all that any political party can give

We treat you the same way that mushrooms are grown and sustained

We Keep You in the Dark, and Feed You Bullshit!

SO THEN, WHAT MAKES US BETTER?

we NEVER WILL CONTACT you FOR DONATIONS OR ANY OTHER FORM OF SUPPORT, PERIOD, except

A LIFETIME FREE MEMBERSHIP ONLY COSTS $ 5.00. (How's that for BULLSHIT?)

This will get you a Membership Card, with a non-membership number space

(We will gladly sell you a bumper sticker and other stuff, if you want it, to show off your intelligence, and our inherent lack of either scruples or dignity.)

Merchandise is available at CafePress.

We also will stand behind you, (about 3 miles or so), if YOU wish to run for office as a MUSHROOM PARTY Candidate. This is based on the assumption that YOU must be under the influence of some sort of weird chemical compound.

The only thing YOU have to do is sign our LOGO & Brand name release and Hold Harmless Agreement, because you would have a prima facie defense by running in the first place on a MUSHROOM PARTY ticket!!!

Hope to hear from you soon.

No names please
Mushroom Party National Chairwhatever